Oh no, where's my flow!?

Flow. Noun. The state of a person's, usually a male's, hair when all curls are absent and his hair sweeps across his forehead.
Yup, flow. It's all the rage. It's every guy's goal to have it. The hair flip (noun- the sideways flick of the neck that causes hair to fall to one side)is flow's sidekick, and together they fight the crime of out of date hair styles. Yet most parents are anti-flow and pro-neat-and-tidy. Which introduces flow's arch nemisis- the hair cut. Or maybe even flow's eternal deadly opponent known as the buzz cut. Teenage boys tremble at the mention of either, and will whine with all their heart to avoid the barber's wrath. I think a barber as a super-villain is a pretty amusing mental picture. Can't you just see the utility belt, filled with five differnt kinds of scissors, a buzzer, and that annoying little brush thing that gets the hair of your neck? (If your not like me and are actually talented at art, feel free to post a scketch of this ravenous monster) But in this comic book, it's the villan that usually wins. Do not fear my friends! In about three weeks, our hero will return until he once again faces the inevitable.